My favorite Santa Claus – he has the same name as I do – bought me a very nice present this year. In fact, it just may be one of the nicest things this guy ever got for me. It is certainly one of the coolest. [Or should I say kÃ¼Ã¼hlest?]
It was delivered yesterday, but since Christmas is not until Sunday, I can’t unveil the splendid indisch rot surface yet – but I will go so far as to offer you a taste of the sheetmetal in form of clues. If you can unwrap this mystery, you will know what it is.
[Oh, it hurts, the restraint I must muster! Oh! Ah!]
It is most absolutely negatively positively not a soft package. It is also too big to wrap in gift paper, so this magnificent beast is sleeping on the driveway as I write. This contemporary classic was built in Zuffenhausen, Germany, in 1985.
By now, some of you – most likely anoraks of the male persuasion – may be more hot than cold. But let’s throw in some more coal and bring the rest of yous into the warmth; the holy brand name starts with a P.
And if you add the three numerical letters of the model moniker, they amount to 17…