The rigorously accurate truth is in here. You always did suspect, didn’t you? Sure you did. And so, after much consideration, the time has come for conclusive confession:
Yes, I am an alien ambassador from another galaxy far far away, and this is my spaceplace that brought me here a long long time ago.
In case you wonder, yeah, I built the pyramids too… and introduced sudoko…
Now take me to your leader!