At the other table, a Greek man and an Italian man are arguing about who has the superior culture.
The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon.”
Arching his eyebrows and shrugging his shoulders, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”
The Greek says, “We gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
The Italian, casually nodding in agreement, says, “Sure, but we built the Roman Empire.”
The discussion goes on for awhile.
Finally, the Greek comes up with a point he thinks will shut up the Italian. “We invented sex”, he says, smugly.
“That is true”, the Italian replies, “but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.