Happy Valentine’s, beautiful. X and O, X and O, XXX and Ooooh.


On the subject of red roses and lots and lots of love, have you heard the one about the Saudi-Arabian government? No, this is not a joke – although one could easily incorporate it into one’s stand-up routine. See, for Valentine’s Day, the Saudi-Arabian prude squad have forbidden red roses. Yes and truly so, all florists are being forced to remove all red flowers from their stores. Apparently, the red stuff encourages the Saudi people to behave in inappropriate manners. Tut-tut. Can’t have that now, can we? Sure can’t.

How they manage to make babies in that country is beyond me…

Hold Hands, Not Guns.

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