gaydolf titler

Did you hear Jon Stewart at the Oscars? He’s got a good smirk, and some awesome script writers – whom I will now proceed to abuse extemporaneously:

He is not only African-American. His name is Barack Hussein Obama. The middle name is the same as the former dictator of Iraq. His surname rhymes with Osama (Bin Laden).

See, everyone remembers the unfortunate presidential campaign of Gaydolf Titler. Titler had so many great ideas, but we just could not see past his name. And mustache.

Anyway, the competition between democrats Obama and Hillary Clinton is certainly historical. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman as president, an asteroid is about to crash into the Statue of Liberty.”

Gaydolf Titler gets my vote, though. Go, Gaydolf, go! Gaydolf Titler for President!

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